I bring my brother over. He breaks so many rules that the banhammer overdrives and explodes.

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The next user is being assulted by an army of banweapons.

Hello, im back.

 

I give them my nuke, detonate it and flee the state. 

 

 

The Next user is a lemon being made into lemonade?

I used my super magic powers to turn myself back to normal.

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The next user is stuck in acid rain with no shelter or suit to protect them.

The rain was a weak solution of carbonic acid. It was too weak to cause harm.

 

The next user is trapped in Venus's upper atmosphere, with nothing to protect them from the concentrated sulfuric acid clouds and rain.

I teleport back to earth

 

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The next user is a non-magical ant that is about to be stepped on

I fit in between the treads of the shoes.


The next user is a thread locked by jacob1

I slap jacob1's Thread Locker out of his hand.

The next user is banned by the immortal incarnation of jacob1.

jacob1 forgets his password and can't ban anyone.

 

The next user is knocked unconscious and teleported to the very edge of a black hole.

I am another black hole. We merge to become ever more massive.



The next user attempts to knock me unconscious.