while I myself become insane, I travel back in time to teach myself these things beforehand.

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The next user is locked in a room slowly being filled with the deadly gasses produced by the bomb two posts up. (Lagnadium41) The walls are made of graphene 50 feet thick, and there are no doors or windows.

The bomb sets fire to the graphene allowing me to escape.

The next user was the graphene wall

Being a non-living object, I don't mind the change at all.

The next user is trapped in a slightly larger, non-flammable building with the gasses produced by me burning, and are slowly suffocating.

The walls are made of 1 atom thick walls. I punch my way through.

The next user was hit by my punch

The punch made contact with my mouth.

That day someone had an extra meal and the other person lost their hand.

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The next user is being hugged to death by an indestructable machine.

I hug it back. It acknowledges my hug and stops.

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The next user is about to eat food injected with arsenic, but they don't realize it.

LegoNinja stole my burger and ate it, unknowing it was posionious. He died.

The next user was legoninja

However I have a rare immunity to arsenic.

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The next user is being chased by a robotic, titanium dragon.

Apperantly the dragon was my brother's pet, I call him to put a stop to this madness.

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The next user is being chased by cottage cheese troops.

I eat all of them. I don't even like cottage cheese.

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The next user is cut in half.