I bring a few big magnets to space, along with a small life support ship.

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The next person is being tormented by my hugs.

I stab you in the face.

 

The next user is stabbed in the face.

I stab you in the face first.

The next user is stabbed in the face before they stab me in the face.

But my face is your face, so you stab yourself in the face while stabbing my face at the same time, but you didn't stab my face either, so you stabbed your face.

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The next user is the one in the crossfire of all the stabbing.

I stab the crossfire's face.

 

The next user is the crossfire.

It depends what you're stabbing me with...in this case, a rubber ducky.

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The next user is hit by a massive gamma ray burst lasting 20 seconds and covering almost the entire half the Earth.

Fortunately, I am Bruce Banner and become the Incredible Hulk.

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The next user is about to have their face Hulk Smashed.

I stab you in the face.

The next user is stabbed in the face.

I stab you in the face first.

 

The next user is a face getting stabbed.

Stabbed by what? An apple?

I eat the apple and your hand :P

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The next user is the apple that was eaten.