Sounds like me

 

Next user lights the oven on fire and doesn't have a fire extinguisher

I glare at the fire IN the oven while making bread. From there I baked one...

 

...which I gave to the next user who will eat it without realizing that the bread has been infused with ricin.

My digestive system closed up ages ago, so I have always eaten through a tube of liquid foods. I cough the bread up...

 

... and it hits a vial of acid (somehow has non-corrosive casing), causing it to fall on the next user

I put up an Incandescent Particle Field over me and the acid gets vaporised.

The next user is me after realising I only materialised the Particle Field over me without any supports and is about to be incinerated by it falling onto them.

Luckily I create a portal above my head and it disappears.

 

The next user is a PHOT with a life of one.

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Luckliy, a user set my life to 99999 and I flied away into the distance.

The next user is under seige by an army of children armed with fireworks bombs.

Fortunately, I have a high pressure water cannon, which I use to prevent the fireworks and bombs from detonating.

 

The next user is a particle of SING with a life of zero, and a tmp of 5000.

!set type sing dmnd

The next user is a suicide bomber, about to explode in the middle of a busy city square.

I decide I'd rather keep my life than kill a lot of other people.

 

A nuclear blast destroys the universe. The next user is at the epicentre of said blast.

I am made of Starlite.

The next user is starving to death with no food available via any methods.