@blockmancam (View Post)
Due to defective guidance and arming mechanisms, the warheads do not go off. That does not prevent a stray S18-SATAN from crushing you.

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I wish that Finalflash50 flamed everybody.

Granted. You too are now burning.

I wish for a biscuit.

Granted. But it was from eBay and marked as used. AKA broken.

I wish for a camera.

@IronRhino (View Post)
The camera releases large amounts of vaporized Cantarella(the poison not the song) when you use it.

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I wish for TPTPP(TPT in C++)

Granted.But then n00bs mod it.

I wish I understood C++

Granted TPT got boring to fast and thus this was never posted.

Granted. The devil cheats you and Sparrow doesn't exist.

I wish for a fire starter.

@IronRhino (View Post)
It is constantly ablaze so it sets you and your house on fire.

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I wish that the military used cantarella in assassinations.