Fortunately, the black hole evaporates so quickly that I am now outside the event horizon.

 

The next user falls into the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy, which takes trillions of years to evaporate.

It does not need to evaporate. It introduces me to a white hole, the exit of the black hole.

I got hit on the ground, mabye another universe, and get some spur, but anyway I survive. 

 

The next user (its going too much like space fiction so I change topic)is falling down from a 99999km (actually impossible)cliff without any safety landing systems, parachutes, nearby helicopters, or anything else that  can prevent neck crash. 

So much misinformation...

Ancient people didn't exist at the same time dinosaurs did, you couldn't be rescued from drowning by a submarine unless you were fairly close to the surface - they couldn't let you in without de-pressurizing the hull - and even a black hole leading to a white hole would spaghettify you first.

Anyhow...Fortunately, I am actually a bird. I don't really mind falling off tall places.

The next user is an ordinary human trapped in space with no space-suit or equipment. There is no one who can get there in time to save them, and they can't trasform into anything else (or any other magical powers).

just would like to point out... how would a person get into space without any equipment? he would have been dead before he got to space from suffocation or freezing to death...

 

previous to this event happenening i was told by a time traveler that this would occur, so i prevented what would

wind up putting me in space with no rescue. instead i ate a ice cream that day instead of suffocating :)

 

the next user is about to get falcon punched by chuck norris.... and chuck norris never misses >:)

I am a gas, so he punches through me. 

 

The next user was hit by the punch and was a normal human

However, it turns out that the punch was from a foam mannequin of Chuck Norris that was knocked off of its table, since the real Chuck Norris has been dead for several years. It simply bounces off before falling on the floor.

 

The next user is exposed to a superheated blob of quark-gluon plasma and instantly vaporized by it.

The gravity from the neutron star collapsed it into a blackhole before I got vaporized, and my information gets spreaded on the surface of the black hole. Then in the distant future some scientist re-forms me from that information.

 

The next user is dead. (Easy attack)

"One...two..three...four...five..."

My doctor reaches for the AED. "It's no use," he says, "Feynman's as good as dead."

He places them on my chest.

"One - two - three - CLEAR!"

Thump.

He hangs his head in defeat. He feels slightly hopeful, but at the same time, he knows it's no use continuing. All he can do is watch, as his assistant goes to unplug the AED.

He turns away. Another life lost.

Suddenly, he hears a beep. On the monitor, there is a pulse. This should be impossible - Feynman was good and truly dead.

Another beep. There is now a steady rhythm - "beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep."

Another life saved.

The next user falls into the sun.

I am a white dwarf star. My collision with the Sun causes the Sun to go supernova, destroying the solar system. During the process, I am converted into a pulsar, before flying out of what was once the solar system.

 

The next user is a normal human on Earth at the moment the Sun goes supernova. You cannot escape, and hiding underground won't work either due to the supernova vaporizing the entire planet.

@Michael238 (View Post)
I use a spaceship and escape.


The next user is Joffrey, and just drank the poisoned wine.