I'm in the future and get replacment skin/organs. Also david511 you should've said quantuam parachute as a regular parachute wouldn't work in the moons non-existant atsmosphere.
The next user is a normal human that can't be revived,cloned,made back to life, be a ghost/zombie etc...
and the next user's death is the only thing to pervent a paradox, an impossible event. Since it's impossible the next user must die :D. A clone/dummy etc... won't work. I made an unsuriviable attack!
In doing so, I also buy myself the time to go back in time and prevent myself from ever creating the paradox, rewriting time. I now was never even trapped in a paradox in the first place, never had to sacrifice myself. Time has swept those events under the rug.
Whether I did all that out of self-preservation or as a matter of necessity, the universe acting through me to protect its existence from the paradox, we will never know.
The next user was is IP banned from life by lockheedmartin.
Fortunately, I simply change my IP, so lockheedmartin bans the wrong person.
The next user is a normal human trapped on the ocean floor, with no protection against the extremely high pressure.
I said no clones/dummies etc.... so any other version won't work. Oh well
I was going to right no other yous but whatever
dragons dont exist (unless your an ancient and thats what you call dinos)
The next user is a stone. stones cant breathe. he/she dies from lack of oxygen.
stones don't exist, rocks do tho
and if I was a stone, I would'nt need a resportory system due to lack of blood to oxydise
next user is in the event horzon of a black hole I made, in witch I thought was not illegal to do at home.
even light cannot escape, nor your pe teacher will able to. all they can do is to be compressed to an infinte density. And it turns out wormholes don't exist, someone just forgot to carry the 2
AND AND there is now way to neutralise it due to YOU CANNOT MOVE