granted, instead of the mod dying after 3 weeks, each thread that consists of n00by modified elements gets stickied for eternity.

I wish people would uses the search bar.

They use a Google search bar and search about PHOT and BIZR.

you get one but it's in the form of a TPT save

the wish fairies don't know what a dick is, so they give you a new computer that can compile instead

I wish for 7244 C note xylophone keys

Granted; they come loaded with C-4.
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I wish for a Ribena.

The blackcurrants they used were mouldy
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I wish french wasn't such an annoying subject...

He gathers all his Mexican friends and leads a rebellion against you.

I wish for another Harry Potter book.