Too bad I found your spaceship and fired an anti-satellite missile at it before you could fire your nuclear missile. In space, it is nearly impossible to keep a spacecraft hidden due to infrared emissions and reflection of visible and other forms of radiation.

 

The next user is exposed to several million nyan cats, and kills themself due to the extreme annoyance generated.

I'm blind, so I miss the nyan cats. 

 

The next user is exposed to several million nyan cats, with no disabilities whatsoever.

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I closed my eyes

 

the next player is ALSO exposed to several million nyan cats, with no disabilities, and their eyelids are fixed in place with staples.

I LOVE nyan cats. 

 

The next user is exposed to several million nyan cats, with no disabilities whatsoever, with their eyelids fixed in place, and they HATE nyan cats.

i am kronos , the titan lord of time,  time follows my wish.

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the next user gets thrown into river styx (you don't have your parents' blessing).

i am kronos , the titan lord of time,  time follows my wish.

 

(Do you see the fault in your escape now?)

 

I drown the next user.

I am Gtgt9 (Not my final form yet), master of thyme. As I sink into the water, I take a huge wiff of my giant thyme bundle. Refreshing ...

I sneeze so damn hard I fly out of that water, and although blood pours from my nose, I am alive and on shore!

Obviosly sharks swim up (because of blood), and I make them into sushi. Next user tries to steal my glorious sushi ...

True, but you never actually threaten to kill me for taking it, so I just take it and leave.

 

The next user is on a rocket with no fuel. You are on trajectory to a planet that seems fine, but once the light hits you, you suddenly realize the planet exploded and became a huge magma ball. You have only a few minutes to act before collision.

i am kronos , the titan lord of time,  time follows my wish.

 

(I'll stop after this)

 

The next user is cut up into steaks.

i am a ice block. lolwut?

the next user was inside me and actually sliced and diced.