@Protcom (View Post)

dude, that doesnt happen.

I lived my life alone, but I could do anything I wanted to in the world, and I didn't die.

the next player gets *MESSAGE DELETED*

EDIT: the next player dies of a new disease called darth cancer, the worst form of cancer known to man.

Fortunately, I found the tumor while it was still small, and injected it with a small quantity of radium. The intense radioactivity of the radium killed the tumor, and therefore stopped the cancer.

The next user also has the new darth cancer, except they don't have anything to cure it.

I am darthan, so... yeah.

the next player gets stuck in the game, slender.

In your dreams.

The next player has dumbitis with nothing to cure it.

@iamdumb (View Post)

what was that? *faints but then bashes head of of lampost*... *wakes up* the bump on the head cured it!

I have hired snipers and assassins to kill the next player.

It turns out that I knew about the assassins and snipers, giving me time to prepare for their arrival. As a result, I set up a five kiloton nuclear warhead that would detonate when they were within the blast radius, while I moved to my underground reinforced bunker. The bomb detonated, vaporizing the snipers and assassins.

The next user was one of the assassins that was vaporized in the explosion.

@Michael238 (View Post)

me? no. I hired them.

the next player eats a cookie, which is actually a tracking device that leads the surviving assassins to them.

@Darthan (View Post)

I stuff many cookies in their face to bribe them.(that is actually surviving)

lelel no i hired them(is that surviving?)

I am an assassin so yeah.(that surviving?)

*hint *hint *hint *hint

I stuff many cookies in the next player's throat to try and make them run out of oxygen.

@xetalim (View Post)

 nom... nom... I had 2, then punched you in the face, and then ran.

the next player isn't able to survive this attack: me shooting a nucular missile at the world from space in my ultimate secret evil spaceship called the anihlator (lol long name).

EDIT: yes, that is survival. The guy who made this made many rules, but he never said you are not allowed to say "its mine so it wont affect me!"

EDIT 2: @h4zardz1 (View Post) thats spam