In my planet, a 'mile' is 0.3 nanometres.

 

 

The next user is my lab rat on nano-carboninite diamond-fused unobtainium research.

that research made me an all powerful godike human.

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next user gets erased from reality , imagination and dreams.

I am chuck Norris. You don't erase chuck norris.

 

The next users computor runs out.

....of heat. please specify next time.

a block of rubber slams the next user. 1 Ton.

i am in a TARDIS which is heat resistant. (i was helped by a galifreyan that felt sorry for me)

 

 

 

 

 

the next user is falling into a volcano. they are an ordenary human. and NO tardises or capsules.

Jet pack.

 

I drop a house on the next user, who has nothing protecting him/her/it.

I use mad skillz to get on a train that still moves despite being derailed. (It happened to pass by. Also, you didn't say we can't go to stuff that "happens to pass by" :3 )

 

Next user is a pixel of WAX in a city save. A powerful nuke right next to the building you are in right now blows up.

The pressure from the nuke exploding pushes me to the end of the save, where there is a wall. The debris has "Bad Guy Aim" syndrome.

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You are eaten by the developer of Day One: Garry's Incident, who happens to be Satan incarnate.

I just so happened to have a sword when it ate me, and I cut my way out

 

I have hired a sex addict/assassin to rape the next player, but secretly kill them afterwards