However, the poison isn't poisonous for me. Also, potato isn't as hard as rock, right?

I slap the next user with an antimatter bomb that is about to explode in 0.01 miliseconds, in a closed room that the wall is made of nano-carboninite diamond-fused unobtainium.

I am also made of antimatter. I laugh at your bomb that is just bcln+amtr.

The next user is hit with matter and antimatter at the same time.

Actually.....It doesn't matter at all :p

The next user must eat 1 trillion cookies or he will be eaten by cookies. (you should know that you can't eat that much cookies so say something else :p)

@belugawhale (View Post)

You have one problem though, you touched the wall made of nano-carboninite diamond-fused unobtainium...

I eat a few cookies, and burn the rest.
Not like anyone forces me to eat them?

I stuff the next person's lungs with cookies.

i go live underwater and breath through gills. i am posiedon , i don't need lungs.

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next user gets bit by a zombie.and you should now , there is no antidote.

@xetalim (View Post)

 You didn't state how large the room was, and only the walls are nano-carboninite diamond-fused unobtainium...

The zombie's poison didn't enter the bloodstream, so I have the bite area amputated.

Next user has no soap, is hit by many particles of virs, and is an ordinary human with nothing.

The human blood was found can cure virus :)

I collides the next person, which is only an ordinary human, with a neutron star, within a particle acceletaror + collider...

EDIT: ...that made of nano-carboninite diamond-fused unobtainium.

However, it turns out that not only did I have a teleporter, but there was an antimatter neutron star present as well. The anti-neutron star collided with the regular neutron star, creating a gamma-ray burst so powerful that it vaporized the nano-carbinite-diamond-fused-unobtanium, before causing photodisintegration of the carbon and unobtainium nuclei. I survived this by using my teleporter to teleport to a planet in another galaxy which not not in the path of the gamma-ray burst.

The next user is a normal human who was exposed to the gamma-ray burst, and is now dying from a combination of severe thermal and radiation burns.

In a parallel universe the war ends immediately before the bomb is being dropped and the mission is called off.  

The next person is buried in three miles of sulfuric acid, surrounded on all sides.