You can. You're a new meme called "STAB ME" in which you get stabbed.

I wish for MUAR PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! *piemaniac laugh*

A massive shoop da woop beam consisting of pies blasts your head off at mach 17.

I wish for more π

The symbol appears to mean PI which means pie. A pie falls on you.
It's.. it'ss.... DELICIOUS >:U
y u has pie

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with pies so I could actually corrupt that wish.

You become mentally able to corrupt wishes, but someone wishes for pie, and because the pie thoughts have been removed, you go crazy
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@tudoreleuu (View Post)
I wish for pie! :P

it's pie flavour :P

I wish for some dinosaur knee fluid

@therocketeer (View Post)
It evapourates into CAUS
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I wish that I was in SPAAAAACCCEEE! (Portal 2 reference)

Off-Topic: That was the best part, next to the Turret Opera

On-Topic: You now have to live with Wheatley and spend the rest of your life listening to him repenting ([SPOILER ALERT] As shown at the end of the game).

I wish to understand calculus.

EDIT: God, I'm blind today, should've seen that coming :/

@ThisMustBeHalo (View Post)

Your guitar morphs into a giant whale and walks away.

I wish powder toy was rid of noobs.

It is free of noobs now, but then you turned into one of them. The one and only noob on TPT.
I wish i could fight with myself.