Turns out my name is Kyle Reece, and Christian Bale teams up with cyborg Sam Worthington to come save me :P

The next user is in the same situation, but has no affiliation with anyone who can save them.

i have iron man armor , i just fly out of there.

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the next user gets blasted by god.

But god ressurect me again, so I'm safe.

The next user gets blasted by a superheated and superpower laser, the laser is so fast as a speed of light. Radioactive suits can't take the damage since the laser is very powerful that can obliterate you to atoms.

The accuracy of your laser is hilariously poor! It shoots straight but has a diameter of 1 nanometer. I dodged it with ease. Anyways the circuits fry from the large amount of heat. Nice way to through away your money!

The next user has a time machine. He/she messes up time. Now what genius?

I press the reset button.

The next user is hit by a super large flaming ball of dynamite. 

It was a rainy day that means......Flame = no-more

The next user is a zombie.

Splash potion of weakness + golden apple. I'm back

The next user was hit by the potion of weakness. And a potion of wither 4 for 10 minutes. You have no milk. 

Seems like we are in minecraft, I die > hit respawn :p

The next user is a zombie pigmen

I kill you.

The next user was hit by me