@cake (View Post)
Granted. Then you go "Y U NO CORRUPT D:"

I wish for superexpa- you know -us cornflakes.

They fell on your head and killed you instantly.
I wish that i could just be myself.

@Darkyhard (View Post)

You are, but you got grabbed by Nyan Cat. Now you are struck in an infinitie loop - Nyan Cat just flies around the sky and feeds you cookies.
I wish i could disappear then reappear.

You reappear between two beds of spikes about to snap you. Ouch.

I wish for an ordinary, tasty pie. (you know what ordinary is right?)

Got it, but then your pie ran away and drowned in the river.
I wish i could have a supercomputer.

It runs on neutrons. It obviously blows up. (whew, that was so hard to corrupt [sarcasm])

Pie. Again.

you get this for being greedy for pie:
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006
now you must remember it.

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I wish pi was only 2 dp.

@therocketeer (View Post)
It is, but you destroy mathmatics whilst doing it
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I wish this thread had 350 pages

@tommig

It now has 350 pages, your computer is now filled with 350 pieces of paper



I wish I could be any meme