I move out to a higher dimension, dodging the explosion. 

 

The next user was hit by the explosion.

I am in two dimensions at once (with no portals connecting them anymore), making time stop working for me. I, as an explosion, travel the universe. I find a wife, have kids,and build a family. Time slowly starts working again. I know my end will eventually come. I am an explosion, going throught time very slowly. My family is a collection of explosions.

My wife, Ohe.

My son, Pyro.

My daughtor, Pléascadh.

We all see our ends coming. Time is speeding up...

All of us explosions keep clocks. The next person is an intersteller traveller (moving slowly, as time is still quite slow), who decides to put his hand into the gears of one of these gargantuan clocks. His arm is instantly (well, time is weird so not really instantly...) pulled off. His face is near the gears, and he knows his end is near... or does he?

the bandit died before even he can enter the house.

the next user is trapped inside a giant(100 meter tall, 90 meter wide)metal screw, suffocating inside the solid metal, can't move due the body completely covered (not inside the body) by metal.

I am wearing an oxygen tank and had my portable diamond drill, so I escape.

 

The next user was drilled by my drill.

Battery acid? Fortunately, I happen to have some sodium hydroxide with me which I use to neutralize the acid.

 

The next user is exposed to a lethal level of cobalt-60. You will die from radiation poisoning within thirty minutes. There is no cure, and you are not immune or become immune to it.

No cure for the posioning... I run away into a bunker. There I eat a super powerful pain-killer and use a laser to destroy all infected tissue. I get cloned.

 

The next user died of the same reason but without being revived/cloned 

Turns out I'm a T-100 and my name is Arnold. I'll be back. (If you dont get it, shame on you.)

 

The next user is a human who just got dropped off at Skynet HQ and is being herded into the stalls. gl brech