um communist?

Unfortunately the bombs were made by paramecia. They are so small that they dont do anything.

the next user just got over 1000 bounty in Solitude and is about to be smooshed by Imperial Guards. This is before you killed a dragon, and you set the game to Master difficulty, and can't change it back. :P

(please know what Im saying before you answer)

is Will die? I assume you mean: Is named William and if so, will die. I am not named William, I am named Gtgt9. Therefore, I do not die, and next user will be wrapped in kevlar and shot. With kevlar peircing rounds. Also sharks.

sharks? I love sharks! And they love me too! Then act as meat shields and stop the bullet.

The next user isn't loved by sharks. In fact, they just lost all of their limbs, and are bleeding very heavily, causing all the sharks to swarm and start a feeding frenzy.

But my flavor is very bad, so the sharks died because of my very bad flavor, but I died and incarnated into a human again.

The next user is one of the sharks who bited me and died because of my very bad taste.

I had lost all of my taste buds in a horrible accident previously and my nose was filled completly with snow so I couldn't smell. I surive since you aren't "toxic" just tastes really bad. (You can't say the next user died only say how they could die)

The next user is a piece of DUST being sucked into BHOL.

I don't die because I get rescued by a magical pony flying through the sky.

Summons a balrog, who steals your sweet role. A white run guard mocks you and you are prone to extreme embarrassment, which is deadly to you.

I duck and the pie goes into a portal somewhere far far away.

The next user gets hit by the pie in the middle of the portal while it closes therefore gets nuked and cut in half (U r a normal human)

Fortunately, I use technology that I accidentally brought with me to send me to a safe zone.

The other half of the pie (which was also cut by the portal) explodes in the middle point of space and time, causing a warp that blasts the portal wide open, where I retreive my other half while using technology as life support, and put it back together. (Technology is powerful, but you can still have technology and be normal at the same time).

The next user, travelling through the portal dimension of space time, gets caught in the above explosion.