It has no nuclear fuel, thus it is not working and I take it off immediately.

Next user is an art painting that is hit with a nuclear bomb with Plutonium in it. It detonates immediately and has a 300 km blast radius. The bomb is within the earth's atmosphere and cannot be disarmed whatsoever and is guaranteed to be detonated and the next user cannot take any form of life or object or element or game or anything existent after the blast occurs. Next user Will suffer minimally and will die quickly and painlessly.

The only problem is that the ICBM is disarmed by coincidence and stuck tightly in a gap (sans [REDACTED]) horizontally. The computer nerd lifts me up later.

The next user has been transmogrified into a pane of tempered glass (a meter wide and half a meter long) and dropped a kilometer above Mt. Etna.

...used for sample/specimen. Do not eat!

The next user is square root of negative one, and then it's imaginary and doesn't exits in real(number).

I've been gone so long........

You evil blobs, never thanking me ,_,\

Bleh.

Kikkin, what fate befalls the next person?

I use my banana powers to enslave the Earth

The below user is found guilty of treason, and is about to be beheaded