I'm Lithium Tetracarbon Alphosite nano. The bomb is nothing for me.
The next user played russian roulette with a cheater.
But the cheater don't how to do so I hit him.
The next user dissappears for apparently no reason.
On the way to earth, Jupiter makes its way into the asteroid belt. Since it is travelling at C (speed o' light), its rocky core gets pulverized and destroyed by the maximum velocity impacts. The gases of Jupiter disperse and all I feel is a breeze that smells of sulfur. :P
The next user is a normal human being, following the natural rules of this Universe, and is dropped into the core of Jupiter. You are about to be flattened by 2gs (not that much) but also 525 gigaPascals (pressure/525,000,000,000 Pascals).
Following the natrual rules of the universe I'm in, not the one we're all familiar with. Gravity doesn't exist, and I simply float free in my spacesuit.
The next user is a piece of paper jammed in a printer, left to rot in a waste electronics dump.
"following the natural rules of this Universe" I said the universe we all exist in now, but lol it works :P
A homeless person go searching through the dump trying to find something he can sell. He finds the printer, and unjams it, freeing me from it's deadly clutches.
The next user spontaneously combusts.
I am a chunk of cesium fluoride. I am not flammable, so nothing happens.
The next user is trapped inside a giant microwave oven that has been activated for five minutes.
Altrough the car is finished to make so it released outside the factory.
The next user has teleportation. But he can't control it, so he teleport outside of the Earth getting into the outer space.