Wish corrupter.

  • cake
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @sjasogun1 (View Post)
    Then hurry up and corrupt my wish :)
  • sjasogun1
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink

    The rocket boots appear on your feet jammed in the on position. They drag you up to the stratosphere where they (and you) freeze and drop down onto Justin Bieber while he's giving a concert. The most humiliating way to die.

    I wish for a chipmunk voice.

  • cake
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Your voice is so high only small animals that don't exist (the clangun snuffle loffapus and the plugfy luminous glangun for example) are the only things that hear you. You live the rest of your life in silence and occasionally break out ol' Microsoft Sam.

    I wish for a pocket painting.
  • sjasogun1
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink

    You wait three months for your wish to get fulfilled and nothing happens. You decide to go on a vacation to Romania. As you wait at the airport a familliar bloke shows up.

    "I am Bond. James Bond. Have a paintbrush."

    He then sticks a paintbrush with blue paint in your pocket. You just realize you got a pocket painting from nobody other than James Bond himself when a light beep from your pocket informs you of what everybody besides you would've seen coming. The paintbrush explodes, taking you out with it.

    "Mission completed. Now give me a martini. Shaken, not stirred."

    I wish for a faggot. Why? Because I spent the last twenty minutes listening to the song 'faggot' over and over again.

  • cake
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Your faggot arrives in a tissue box. You open it awkwardly. IT'S NOT A FAGGOT THERE'S ONLY ONE STICK! Your brain can't take this in and you implode.


    I wish for the Monkey Net from Ape Escape(it's a net on a stick that can teleport evil monkeys to a place.) that's reprogrammable :D
  • gajbooks
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @cake (View Post)
    Too bad it automaticly reprograms itself to teleport them onto your head.



    I wish that people would stop being so stupid.
  • cake
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted but people are too smart and the world soon advances too fast, time machines are invented and the world becomes a paradox. You have died.

    I wish for 5 computers
  • CAC-Boomerang
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @cake (View Post)

    Congratulations! You receive 5 computers only to find out they were all formerly DDOS'd.



    EDIT: Forgot the wish...

    ...I uh... wish I didn't wish?
  • cake
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @CAC-Boomerang (View Post)

    Where's your wish?
  • powder-toy-club
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    i wish i knew benassi's password
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