Because the wrecking ball is heavy, It goes out of control and missed aiming at me.

 

the next user missed his memory so he can't even use his hand.

i still have normal instict! (humans have it)

the next user is about to become vapors by being slammed with a big, heavy meteor. even you dodge, the impact will blast you. you are normal human.

the wrecking ball is so hot that it melt before it can even hit me

 

next user never bornt because i succesfully went into the past and killed your mother and father.

But a temporal agent from my time killed you just a few seconds before you killed my mother and father, preventing the changes happening for my timeline.

 

The next user is about to get hit by a sack of jacob1's potatoes.

I managed to teleport the potatoes somewhere else, while preserving their initial velocity.

 

The next user has the sack of potatoes teleported inside their body, and since they are moving at the same velocity that they were when I teleported them, they tear a hole in your stomach and your aorta, causing you to bleed to death within a minute or two.

However, I have been injected with a hyperactive starfish gene that causes my arteries to quickly heal up. I go to the hospital and get the sack removed, and my open chest cavity, along with that nasty hole in my stomach, heals up.

 

The next user has been injected with the gene that causes Minecraft creepers to explode. You will explode in a fraction of a second if you are near anybody, and you are in the middle of Time Square during rush hour. There are thousands of people commuting in the crouded sidewalks around you.

I teleport in 0.0007568 seconds to the middle of the Sahara. I don't explode and I use a random medication to get rid of those genes.

The next user is Mario on his last life. You fall into a bottomless pit and loses that last life.

that pit actually leads to an easter egg made by the creators were there are many 1up mushrooms.

 

next user dies from old age.

He is a normal human, none helps him, he can't regain his youth in any way, he can't time travel, he can't transfer his mind to another body and there is no reincarnation.

I will die of old age, eventually. I am still 21. Plenty of life left.

 

The next user gets thrown in a toxic waste dump.

 

i am wearing a nuclear suit which will protect me from it.

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next user gets turned into a zombie with no virtual intelligence , only the need to feed.