... Which is yesterday.

 

The next user falls off of an elevator a hectometer from land. (and of course, there aren't any more buildings near him/her that might save your life or any bungee cord that is attached to him/her.)

....with a parachute on it. (it is possible because i am not in a building)

the next user is dropped from 9900 meter. have fun dealing with the lack of oxygen too.

i an a piece of paper.

 

the next user falls of a cliiff.

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 I fell right, but I have an jetpack so I can fly and get back to my home.

 

 

 

The next user is an Normal ice cube getting melted by the sun's heat.

I change state as I melt. Now do I look fat and flat? (Don't let science fool you.)

 

The next user is a bagel smelted or eaten. (Either the glass or the pastry)

My expiry date ended so no one eat me and I went to the fridge to be cool

 

The next user will be a stone

Yo, this is DJStone!

Oh, I forgot to tell you?

Well, I developed sentience and became an EDM DJ.

 

The next user must listen to spammers... in real life... with prepubescent voices...

the spammers actually only says letter A, rapidly. (are that is a legit attack?)

the next user is on a cardboard box on a smelter.

I have an extremely efficient heat-dispersal unit on me. The smelter doesn't even melt the soles of my shoes.

 

The next user is trapped in a shrinking room.

I just wait for the pressure inside the room to reach equilibrium with the pressure outside the room which was causing it to shrink. As a result, the room stops shrinking, leaving me with plenty of room to spare.

 

The next user's body turns into a mixture of matter and antimatter, which immediately explodes.