granted, but your brain neurons cannot workout how to use it because of it's infinate complexity. Nothing happens, nobody gets injured, the computer is intact.

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I wish diamond could syntheticly be made.

lolnice

It can. The diamonds from minecraft can be made from pixels. Suddenly someone makes a prototype of real life 3D pixels. They're the size of a pinball each, and a huge diamond falls on you and crushes you.

i wush to kno hao nut t b talkn lk diz

you discover formal english, but it's alot to take in, so you decide to crusify your earlobes to a chimney.

I wish the worlds oil supply was eternal.

It is. Then the american governament finds out and burns it continuously until the sky is smoke, the sea is tar and the ground is coal.

I wish you would go make more noob bugs. (do, actually!)

I do, but I cannot think of a corruption for that wish. lol.

Granted, but an admin accidentally locked the "n00b bug creator" thread because of everyone posting stupid bugs on it

I wish for more ice cream

Granted. It's boot to the head flavor.
(if you need the url for that AWESOME video, conv me)

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I wish I were a pony on MLP! (lol lol lol)

You are, now the only ones that ever talk to you are -5 yr olds.

I wish for something random, idc if it kills me, hurts me or whatever, just gimme summin. And it can't be nuthin. trolol spawlin ho neez t

You get pinned to a wall by a really sharp knife. Your lungs are about to burst, everything hurts like (insert something here), and you live for eternity in the most pain ever.