Granted, it malfunctions after you try to use it, you are stuck in the age of dinosaurs.

I wish for more Cheetos.

Granted. They're spicy hot cheetos but covered in blood. infected with AIDS.

I wish for the next update to come so I can start making PSCN-ARAY lasers and melt some METL :D

@disturbed666 (View Post)
granted, but you go back to the big bang and are incinerated.

I wish that my social studies project was finished, and I got a good grade on it.

@Slurms
You asked for MORE bananas, but because you actually have none, you don´t get anything.

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I wish that I have a tube full of NOTHING. (Like a vacuum, but 0 particles.)

Granted, you now have negative bananas, you now owe the banana company's 1 billion dollers worth of bananasr

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I wish for less than nothing

Granted. You broke the universe and cracker64 has to reboot it.

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I wish I had an 80-qubit computer. Look it up if you don't know what it is.

granted, but it runs tpt soo fast, it bends space time around on itself and creates a singularity and you get sucked in.

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I wish I had lots of francium.

You do. It suddenly turns out that all we know is wrong and that francium is compressed antimatter. As soon as you breathe on it, it explodes violently and blows up half a galaxy. You hold your breath for 5 minutes and die.

I wish for the best computer in the universe that could not have any negative effects on anything or anyone, even itself and everything around it.