After that I drank lots of limon juice so i kept going to the bathroom to empty my stomach

 

The next user will be stricked by a storm

@Protcom (View Post)
the thing will explode before you eat it, through.

i hide in a basement.

the next user is burning and crushed at the same time in a exploding oil house.

However, the temperature around the structure was -150*C, which was why the oil was frozen. However, it was also cold enough that the oil could not be ignited, so no explosion or getting crushed to death by burning debris.

 

The next user is a normal human who has fallen into a tank full of liquid oxygen, which is very rapidly freezing you.

After that i became Fossil of an full organism and after 1000000^1000 year Aliens discovered an engangered animal that lived before millions of traingiantian Century which is the human then they released me and escaped to an advanced time traveller to go back to the past to tell people that aliens will make a war with us

 

The next user will be poor inside whale's stomach inside a dragon's stomach inside dinosaur's stomach that can't feel what is inside his stomach from burns hits bitess etc

@Protcom (View Post)

 I use mah supah cool teleportation device to teleport out.

 

The next user is inside a black hole.

Fortunately, I managed to obtain a stable orbit inside the black hole. (Yes, this is possible, at least theoretically.)

 

The next user is inside a neutron star.

*Considers rules*

 

I survive because I am Jesuz. (Because really, how else??)

 

The next user is fastened to a chair with chains. A shotgun is positioned just ahead and a device is observed to be a timed trigger until the shotgun fires.

"suddenly" implies that I am not already a zombie, which I am.

 

The next person is crushed by a house.

I noticed the house starting to collapse, so I teleported myself outside, where I am not harmed.

 

I vaporized the next user with a nuclear bomb. You cannot disable it, escape, etc., because I teleported it inside of your body.