If I am a normal mortal human then I have no way of getting that close to a black hole, since we have not invented any technology that can get a human as far as he nearest black hole. So I am still at my house, safe.

The next user fell into a pool of piranha, wearing no protection.

Fortunately, the piranhas were very well fed, so they ignored me. (They only behave like their movie counterparts when they are close to starvation.)

 

The next user is a normal matter human trapped in an antimatter universe.

The massive matter/antimatter reaction was so powerful that it fractured reality itself. In an attempt to repair itself, reality turned back time and I ended up back in a regular matter universe, unharmed.

 

The next user is trapped in a car rigged with a bomb. There are laser triggers running through the windows and near the door handles, and a pressure trigger on the seat that detonates the bomb if the amount of pressure on it changes (a Dead Man switch, I think it's called).

I turn on the engine, and drive it into the water, where the electronics are fried and the gunpowder bomb becomes wet. I simply swim out.

 

The next user is a computer that was placed 3 feet away from a large emp bomb.

But I continue about my day, because someone forgot to arm it.

 

The next user is sentenced to banhammer by the almighty Jacob1

My name is Lockheedmartin :P

 

Next user gets banned by Simon

@Lyra (View Post)
wood/leaf burnt: dies (fail?)
@Lyra (View Post)
sulfur burns in water, but because you clogged the oxygen in it... good thing, but the door is locked..... TRAPPED FROM INSIDE
@KydonShadow (View Post)
invalid to ban: i have nothing wrong.

the next user is a human trapped in a car with a nuke bomb outside his/her drowning car. the trigger just started, and not failing.

At least I can resist extremely high pressure... and high radiation.

 

I inject a syringe of air to the next user.

@MirrorrorriM (View Post)

 it has been scientifically proven that air syringes does not affect humans

 

next user wanders around a cave when a monster with godlike power takes you. your only hope of survival is to answer correctly the monster phrase. You can only answer with yes or no and you cannot just not answer.

The monster says "this testament is false"

@mixorin (View Post)
"This testament is false" is not a monster phrase(By that I mean really large phrase). So the monster fails and I get to walk away.

The next user has to correctly answer a question to continue survival. There is no other way out.
The question is: What is the charge of neutrons?
The options are: a)Positive b)Negative