im alien wood. cant die.
next user is a cat being crushed by a car.
i am a magician.
the next user is an ant under full lead weight.
The lead only weighs 1 gram.
the next user has virs poured on them
ohhh that was clever. :)
I have a 3x3 square of dmnd around me.
Next user is virs, and, while infecting a city, accidentally touches the soap from someone's shower. You are being destroyed.
Fortunately I was in a gaseous state, and the one pixel that touched the soap was deleted as it left the screen. Eventually, the soap fell off the edge of the save and was deleted before it could contact any more of myself.
The next user is LOXY, and someone drops molten TUNG on you, causing you to explode.
Matter cannot be destroyed, I undergo a violent reaction and end up as smoke. (Not really surviving but I think that one was far too hard o.O)
The next user is being pullled into a super massive black hole and have got to the point where the escape speed is = c squared.(no teleporter) (you are human and mortal)