The building is made of paper

 

The next user is eaten

I jump out of the mouth of whatever that's trying to eat me.

The next user is an ordinary person who gets hit by a bazooka.

i get hit by the bazooka, not its amo.................

 

 

 

the next user i a piece of paper being burned in a fire.

@ISproductions (View Post)
guess what happens if you are slammed by a heavy bazooka.

i am too soggy, and the fire is too small.

the next user. . . is a coal, about to be burned in a furnace.

It turns out that I am a chunk of thorium dioxide that was mistaken for a piece of coal. Since thorium dioxide is not flammable, I am not harmed by the furnace, but I do contaminate the insides of it with radioactivity.

 

The next user is a piece of ice on the surface of Venus.

I am inside a bunker which keeps me under sub-zero conditions.

The next user is suddenly shot into outer space at escape velocity without any protection, tearing your body into shreds.

I'm a rocket, however.

 

The next user is a normal human inside a 2 meter deep pool (full of liquidified bird droppings) covered by a huge tungsten carbide sheet.

i have a teleporter and simply teleport away.

the next user have a circuit-fried teleporter stuck in his/her body, therefore he/she always get teleported in a short time.

@h4zardz1 (View Post)
I keep teleporting, but I don't die.

The next user gets infected with brain eating amoeba's interstellar cousin, which eats away your brain in seconds. You can't just grow another brain. You can't live without a brain either. You can't transplant another brain. You are a normal human.

However, it turns out that the parasite could not survive in the presence of elemental oxygen. As a result, it died long before I could get infected by it.

 

The next user gets infected by a virus that attacks cardiac tissue. As a result, you die from your heart rupturing.