8/10

Detonates a nuke as part of a terrorist plot.

It explodes into nyan cats.

5/10

Tries to kill a fly.

For his collection.

5/10 (Ummm, wat?)

Falls off Empire State

Doesn't die immediately, causing him to suffer through the pain of severely broken bones, and lesions.

8/10

Gets first kiss.

Girl burps.

9/10

Tickled by pretty girl

farts

7/10

Decides to take a walk on a long beach when he realizes he left his wallet at home but when he got home he also realized he left his keys inside the house. He then walks to the back of the house where he finds Nyan Cats mating and at the sight of it, vomits and runs away as the two Nyan Cats chase him. Out of breath he hides inside a old abandoned warehouse, but he didn't know they were using it for secret weapon testing, and as a result he is abducted by the government and taken to Area 51 and interrogated under suspicous he may be a terrorist spy. He claims he isn't but then the interregator gets angry, 'don't lie to me boy,' he says. Brian is scared and runs from the interrogation room, and for 13 weeks straight he runs across America back home, and just before he gets into his driveway he finds a present with his name on it. He opens it and its a 9mm Berreta handgun which he uses to shoot the Nyan Cats. He checks his mail and finds a ticket saying he has won $1,000,000,000. 

Shits.

5/10 unrelated

Meets the girl of his dreams

In his dream

8/10

Dresses up as a terrorist for a prank

Police arrest him and he spends his life in jail

7/10

Goes skydiving.

Sucked into engine of passing airplane.