Repirator, fullsuit, gloves, boots, blowtorch. Problem solved.

 

Gordan Freeman (From HL2) attacks the next person, while having the HEV Suit(Charged), and all HL2 - HL2 EP2 weapons.

I use a personal shield that can only be disabled by asking it nicely.

 

The next person makes Thor angry.

i say it wasent me who licked your hammer, it was miley!

he believes me and goes to find her, while i run.

 

the next user is a venus fly trap that was pulled out by the roots. it is de-hidrating and dying fast.

I grown some others before i pulled off from the roots. (there is more plants for my life)

the next user kicks a bomb in a building, and now it is trapped in the collapsing building.

the building is one storie high and made of paper.

 

i throw a large stone at the next user (the stone is made of hydrogen solid which means it would be heavier than 100 earths)

solid hydrogen?
it vaporizes instantly, and the gas is entering the sun.

the next user is trapped in that large stone. he is now trapped in sun, no help, real life, normal human and now's sun.

i reach for my quantum heyboard that controls the universe and pause the simulation, then i type '!set temp all 300' and according to TPT that is about 25 or so degrees.

 

the next user was just banned and decides to suicide.

I change my mind.

The next user suicides. He does not change his mind.

Luckily, I have a graphene outer-shell which means I cannot pierce my own skin, and the skin on my foot is extremely rubbery, so I do not die, as a result.

Next user has a extremely hot ball of tungsten (1500C) pushed through his body, burning a hole through him, killing him.

i am a titanium rod. it hurts a lot, but not killed me.

the next user is slammed with a 10Km/S 1Km radius of iron sphere. (the inside and outside is completely iron)