The molten gold was only 1ml and was rapidly cooling down. I get burned, but I survive.

The next user is an ordinary human who invents a time machine an time travels and finds he will be wounded brutually in a car crash 3 days from now and will have to spent 5 horrendously painful weeks in the hospital before dying. You decide to suicide beforehand to avoid the pain. Nothing can change your mind. No one rescues you. And you will be killed in 3 days anyways.

Luckily, the suicide pill was out of date. I went mental, but didnt die.

 

The next user is a  spider being eaten by army ants.

suicide pills are made of cyanide and even if you take out of date cyanide you will die.

I am a goliath birdeater the worlds largest spider

the next user has a terminal brain tumor with no cure. And time machines will not be invented for another hundred years. your life expectancy is 2 days.

um, not in russian task forces...........thats who i am supposed to be in the 3 day time machine thing.........

 

my pet brain-eating amoeba eats the tumor. i trained it to only eat bacteria and any unhealthy organism.

 

the next user has a deadly farting habbit. he will die in 3 second because there was a campfire next to him. his fart will ignite as he is standing on top of it.

I thought sucide pills were only cyanide- my bad

I am wearing a kevlar lined suit (kevlar is fireproof)

the next user is about to be executed in north korea in front of the army.

 

luckily that person is stalin in disguise and at the last second takes off his mask and takes control of North Korea.

 

the next user is a smart alec who tried to drown a fish in a tank of water. he fell in and cant get out and is drowning, no air tanks, magic technoladgy or evolution.

 

the fish is too big to fit in the pool so....
the pool is clogged before i fell.

the next user is crushed and drowning at the same time, inside the pool.

Im the fish from my previous post, so there's just enough water in the pool for me to breathe.

 

the next user is choking on molten IRON, and he is stuck in a shark's belly.

i cut my way out from the shark, but the iron was the vitiman iron :P, so i come out safe and sound...........

 

the next user is stuck underground in a cave.

I'm at the entrance.

 

Th next user is trapped under the falling blade of the guillotine.