I am a tree made of DMND.

 

The next user is a particle of LN2, about to collide with a wall of PLSM heated to maximum temperature.

LN2 dosent mean liquid nitrogen in this situation.

it means Lonly Nyancat. i turn and fly away.

 

The next user is a piece of wood surrounded by Anti-matter.

The antimatter is all around me, but does not go through me, so i'm alive.

The next user about to be assasinated. You are an ordinary human and no extraordinary events take place.

no, an ordinary event happens I am simply late to the movie at which I was to be assasinated at, then recieving an anonymous tip off from a friend leave the country.

 

the next user is a bacteria in the body of a dying person, when they die so do you. also you can't split.

I was in the stomach, so i get flushed out with the urine.

I survive and split.

 

the next user is a didium(a micro-organism, which is a herbavore)

being digested by an amoeba.

ohh i deead yuu win!! D:< arrrrrr

(lol jk)

 

actually amobea are herbivores (yes I did my reasearch) so I wouldn't have been eaten.

the next user is suffering a major heart failure and it is too late for a hospital to intervene

@POWDER_AU_ (View Post)
Amoeba does eat other unicellular microorganisms.
http://www.ask.com/question/what-does-amoeba-eat



My body fixes itself, as I injected myself with super-regenrative serum that I invented as a result of cross-species genetics hours before the heart failure.

The next person falls into a pond which gets instantly frozen (don't ask me how). He is a normal person. No crazy inventions and no superbeings or ordinary humans come to rescue you.

But this is hundreds of years in the future and global warming is so bad that the ice just melts.

the next user is an ordinary human suspended in molten gold.

However, it turns out that for some reason, the molten gold was actually liquid cesium, which is also a yellowish color, and that my hazmat suit was capable of resisting it.

 

The next user is a normal human who is thrown without any protection into the liquid cesium, which immediately explodes. (Cesium explodes on contact with water, which is what most of a human body is composed of.)

since ceasium needs to actually make contact with water to react, unless I just had a shower (which I didn't) my skin is dry, I simply climb out. 

The next user is a ordinary human with no protection suspended in molten gold (actual molten gold and not liquid cesium)