Survive The Attack
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Cool video!
The next user is a bug in a closed Venus flytrap.
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However, it was released from above the top of Earth's atmosphere. As a result, it accelerates to more than 1,500 kph, before rapidly decelerating to terminal velocity in the lower atmosphere. However, the forces acting on the dictionary during its fall cause it to tear apart into the individual pages composing it. All I see is a harmless shower of paper.
A large asteroid collides with the next user's head at 99% of the speed of light.
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Turns out I have a natural resistence to impossible situations.
Luckily the cyanide was only a holographic projection. (how does it feel now?)
The next user gets roundhouse kicked in the face by Bruce Lee. (He defeated Chuck Norris, I believe)
The next user is doomed.
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sorry my way of surviving wasn't very creative, I wasn't trolling, just couldn't think of anything else. Many people would just say somthing like 'I was wearing an Iron Man suit'
*something
Edited once by POWDER_AU_. Last: 19th Apr 2014 -
lol naw man just messin :)
*back on topic
Um, ISproduction, guy below me, you dont need to say you are joining. What you do need to do is play to the rules. Have you never played STA b4? Also, the only reason I am replying to you from the post before is because this thread needs to get back ontopic.
EDIT: ok, I suppose Ill just play with myself :P
Edited 2 times by KydonShadow. Last: 19th Apr 2014 -
im joining
Edited 3 times by ISproductions. Last: 19th Apr 2014 -
The next user turns out to be the future, wiser Bruce Lee who came back from the future to stop this thread from getting locked for being off-topic. I, Future Bruce Lee, therefore know the attack is coming, so I block it swiftly, and kill Young Bruce Lee, therefore creating a paradox, destroying the universe.
The next user is inside said universe, which is being torn apart as I type. They have no means of escape. GL brah
Edited once by KydonShadow. Last: 19th Apr 2014
