@CeeJayBee (View Post)

 the size of the microwave:

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@Michael238 (View Post)

 the glass box teleports to smash the frozen neurotoxin, where the distance is enough to save me.

 

the next user is smashed by the frozen neurotoxin.

i block it with Box-Poorsofts face. (TEE HEE)

 

i shoot the next user with a dragon.

1. the gas will kill you.

 

2. but the dragon burns you instead of me.

 

the next user is smashed with a stone hammer.

But, I am tungsten carbide. Good luck.

 

I take a tungsten carbide brick and fire it through a railgun at the next user

However, the railgun fails to fire the brick, because tungsten carbide is not magnetic, and railguns use powerful electromagnetic fields to accelerate projectiles.

 

I use a railgun to fire a highly radioactive pure cobalt-60 brick at the next user at roughly half the speed of light. (and yes, cobalt is magnetic.)

your railgun explodes because the railgun needs a lot of magnetic energy. and the bullet explodes before it is released from the railgun.

 

the next user is drowning in a acid whirlpool.

 

I'm wearing acidproof armour.
The next user if flying at 2000 feet when his jetpack runs out of fuel. You have no parachute.

Ah, but I have a backup jetpack. I re-engage the pack and land safely.

 

I then deconstruct the next user at the quantnum level, unraveling their person using the strings of the universe

i put myself back together, after about 2 eternities.

 

i throw a dragon at the next user.

A lazer from space hits the dragon and the dragon explodes.

the next user was on the death star... when it exploded.