Wish corrupter.

  • thunder999
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted, you have no hands and cannot play it


    I wish for a cavalryman's warhammer.
  • ClassiestMedic
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted. However, it's cheap Chinese plastic and breaks when you try to use it.

    I wish for a human hamster ball!
  • thunder999
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted it is a ball of mixed human and hamster flesh.


    I wish for a tesla coil.
  • asdf72
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted, but it electrocutes you.
    I wish that I had a pie flavoured pie.
  • hachouma
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    granted, but i like pie, and i eat it

    i wish no one corrupts this wish
  • Schicko
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted, a person called no one corrupts it (i speak on behalf on no one :p)

    I wish that this wish isn''t even a wish and that it doesn't create a confusing paradox and that it couldn't, wouldn't, shan't can't and WON'T be corrupted.

    (meh :P beat that!)
  • egezort
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted


    I wish schicko's wish can be coruppted
  • hachouma
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    granted, he did not make a wish because "this isn't even a wish"

    i wish for quote and reply to work
  • thunder999
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Granted, but it requires you to sacrifice your soul


    I wish for a holy hand grenade.
  • egezort
    9th May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    but it is that holy it destroys everything expect you and you stay alone in the universe

    I wish would be very smart but not too smart to blow my brain up
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