I happen to be a black hole. I simply eat the star, creating massive amounocarina radiation in the process.
The next user got too close to me while I was eating Sirius A, and is now dying from a combination of radiation burns throughout the body, as well as radiation sickness.
I love radiation, it feels good on my skin.
the next user recieves my ridiculously radiated body, after i put my brain into the body of Sebestian Vettel.
I am not in russia.
the next usre is shot by a Gravity field contained ball of Plasma weapon thing.
I notice the approaching star, so I simply get in my spacecraft and fly out of its way.
I throw the next user, who is a normal human, onto the surface of Venus. Since you have no way of escape or rescue, and you don't have a spacesuit, you are crushed and burned in a matter of seconds.
But you mistook me for my evil impersonator. Thank you!
I filled the toothpaste tube of this user below with pure nitroglycerin.
Shinseiden:
But you mistook me for my evil impersonator. Thank you!
Such a cheap way to get around one...
I notice that the toothpaste I just bought has been opened, so I go back to the store to buy a new one.
I compromise the next users account, change the password, and get them perm banned.
However, you would first have to know what my password was before you could change it, and I had it set to a five hundred random character string, which prevented you from hacking my account, so nothing happens.
I poured a thousand liters of molten tungsten directly onto the next user's head, which vaporized almost due to the intense heat.
I am the Hulk, do the maths.
I shoot the next user with an RPG.