This is SPARTA!?!?
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I go on a killing frenzy and my new burst of ravenous need for piggies is used by running to the nearest farm and manually killing, skinning, and frying the bacon out of the bacon. BACON IS HAVED!!
The next user is starving, from hunger. Wow... really. Yes. Figure it out. YOUNGBLOOD!
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I search for a solution. I go to the supermarket and buy bacon, but a hobo tackles me and eats the package maniacly. I make a sandwich at home, but a rabid sentient squirrel holds me at gunpoint, so I am forced to give him my delicious sandwich. In the end, I find Kikinicij, and in his rampage, I steal some of his fried bacon. Victory.
The next user must eat a whole bottle of the gnarliest, nastiest relish out there.
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Oh shizz! I spam the TPT forums for the moderators to change the name. When they dont, I invent a device to send me into the internet. I physically murder the coding for the name. (TAKE THAT YOU FRIGGIN BINARY CODE!!!)
The next user is trapped in the internet because of my machine.
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I enter a stable orbit at the inner event horizon so that I never reach the singularity. I then speed up the black hole's rotation so much that both event horizons vanish leaving a naked singularity, which allows me to leave.
The next user is on a shuttle to the Moon, but the autopilot computer redirects the shuttle towards the Sun. (Bonus if you get the reference.)
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WHEEEE!!! (Try to remember this isn't Survive the Attack)
I realize what messed up the autopilot. I get in my lander and fly back to earth to get a new part. Upon flying back, I realize I could've just set it to manual override. PARTIAL VICTORY!
The next user went on vacation... but they realize they forgot their happy pills. And your home is 2,000 miles away.
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Dear Diary,
today I lost my happy pills. I CAN'T STAND LOSING MY HAPPY PILLS! I went on a rampage
across the resort and screamed PILLS! at any bottle of pills that I passed by. Upon eating all
the pills in the resort, chaos landed and I discovered that happy pills can be created from the
blood of mad people. I am now happy again.
The resort is so nice and quiet now but I have a feeling I'm being watched.
Sincerely,
Louis ?
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I go to France via Mexico (from Sweden) and kill an owner of an cheese store. An dtake the cheese.
EDIT: *And take the cheese.
And i forgot the question, wait a minute...
You have to build a nuclear reactor but don't know how to do.
