Astro-vandalism

  • code1949
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    Simple solution: Create a singularity of extreme, rapidly growing, negative energy value. By exerting force on it, the entity would theologically absorb energy sources in a linear beam, that includes matter. Due to the rapid loss in energy, the gain of energy through mass absorption cannot destroy the entity, thus, such an entity can be manipulated into removing parts of the moon to form the profanity.

    In English: Transfer all of the USA's debt into a single point and give it a shove.
  • cctvdude99
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
  • EqualsThree
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @code1949 (View Post)
    lol

    EDIT: I think writing "F***" on the Moon, not food..
  • cctvdude99
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
  • EqualsThree
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    What's with the Apriori Orbital Services?

    Back on topic:

    Some comic author had the idea in "Z comme Zorglub" ; this character (Zorglub, a genius that was fired from the university because of his crazy ideas) auto-proclaiming itself "the electronic dictator", turning people into loyal zombies with some EM wave. To make his soldiers/scientists/agents/servitors impossible to understand by other people, he learns them (via an electronic processing machine that "format" their brain) to speak backwards. Like "Rocket" becomes "Tekcor".

    So to strike the world attention, he launches hundred of rockets towards the Moon, spreading a red chemical paint... But neglected a tiny little detail : the whole operation was in the hand of his zombies... That of course wrote the message backwards image image So he gets completely depressed and is recovered by the "good ones".


  • cctvdude99
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    We could just get slaves prisoners to walk on the moon, couldn't we? After all, footsteps would show up, if you had millions of them.
  • mniip
    20th Nov 2011 Developer 0 Permalink
    @ads999 (View Post)
    moon doesnt rotate we only see one side, it only has a nutation showing us almost 55% of its surface
  • Jallibad
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @mniip (View Post)
    actually, the moon does rotate, just at the exact speed necessary to keep the same side showing to us.
  • cctvdude99
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @Jallibad (View Post)
    Technically, it also doesn't rotate. It all depends...
    Relative to it's axis, it rotates; relative to Earth, it doesn't rotate.
  • therocketeer
    20th Nov 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    I think a giant laser projection (forgot who said it again) would be the most effective. How's about 1x10Watts? and green. I think it would definately be visable, but would melt the moon though :/