Granted. You get food poisoning and die.

I wish I could fly to Mars!

@ClassiestMedic (View Post)
You overshoot and you crash into Alpha Centuri

I wish For my computer to be able to run battlefield 3.

Granted. But it cost so much you're now broke.

I wish that Team Fortress 2 would stop crashing!

Granted, it no longer starts at all, giving it no chance to crash.

I wish clone and detector were real

@thunder999 (View Post)
But a mad proffesor got every clones and he cloned acid into your brain


I wish for a a++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ in my exam

You're in soviet russia where A++++ means F minus OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

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I wish for OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND POWER POINTS ON MY SHOOP DA WHOOP RICKROLL GUN THAT SHOOTS NYAN CATS THAT HIT GRAVITY CATS THAT ARE NOT AMUSED AND GO WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ON A SPAGGHETI MONSTER AND A TROLLFACE.

[endofwishthatcontainedmorememesthanyourbraincancompute]

Granted, I smash it because I enjoy breaking your stuff.

I wish for a sledgehammer.

@thunder999 (View Post)
Granted, Its a Paper 1 though...

I wish i could jailbreak my ios 5

@thunder999 (View Post)

thunder999:

I smash it

tudoreleuu:

POWER POINTS

INVALID ANSWER. YOU GET TERMINATED.

Atrayin:

@thunder999!173716
Granted, Its a Paper 1 though...

I wish i could jailbreak my ios 5

You can. Then you get jailed instead.

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I wish for something that doesn't exist.