Well, as the attack is very poorly worded and doesn't make sense, I assume I live without any intervention.

 

I now create a unstable Einstien-Rosen Bridge, causing exotic matter to connect the two timelines, collapsing the universe in upon itself.

However, since the Einstein-Rosen bridge, also known as a wormhole, was unstable, it simply collapsed into an ordinary black hole, without collapsing the universe.

 

The next user is a normal human who has fallen past the event horizon of a supermassive black hole, and cannot escape in any way, or convert it into a wormhole.

I get sucked in. I get sent out of a white hole.


The next person is next to the white hole, and I start playing "Pool With Planets", and one hits you.

What? I guess I survive entry into the planet.

 

The next user is digitized by a quantum computer, forever scrambling them because a quantum computer has 1's and 0's, but it also can have both superimposed on eachother to be anywhere between 1 and 0, like Schrodinger's cat was both dead and alive.

I slowly figure out the combination of random numbers and find my way out by passing a 0.0000000004893702248397825059001702840280843725076027439864109998693856819560327560318927389216490612056 and taking control of 0.08192038219074089647821967835289237654389568923050286289710512831296016024617896520835721540827, then they let me go.

 

the next user feels lonely and decides to kill themself with a rusty dagger to the throat.

I change my mind.
(What? Yopu never say I actually do.)


THe next person is in an airlock, with no EV suit, and the airlock is opened.

It opened into our spaceship. I was coming back from space.

 

The next person is tangled in the tentacles of a jellyfish while swimming IN A SWIMSUIT.

ERMERGERD NAWT A SWIMSUT!!! 1!1!1!1!!! 1!1 ELEVEN!! 1

It's a barely stinging purple jellyfish. 

 

The next user is buried around 1000ft under, and is naked.

@CeeJayBee (View Post)

eleven.... that is my old "dangerous" code.... you MUST be one who played darkness.

I find an abandoned underground bunker on my left with an iron man suit in the closet and an opening to the surface.

 

The next user is defenselessly standing in front of a cool potato pointing a gun at them.