I rot a little, so no one eats me. Then someone turns me back into a human. 

The next user eats the pizza, then becomes one using the logic of "you are what you eat." and is then eaten.

And turn into a brain eating parasite that controls the human brain... I rule the world. the next user is jailed with justin beiber and forced to listen to his singing

I kill him within the next five seconds.

The next user is being burnt at the stake. (easy)

you want to kill a vampire?

suddenly a another man comes at me, then a vampire comes, then he released the stake out from me and stabbed the vampire with the burning stake.

the next user is a normal wooden stick in a large tank of acid filling when a fusion missle comes, and will destroy you.

It's 0.00000000000001M acid; I roll away into a nearby bunker.

The next user is inside a fire pit at 3999°K

However, it turns out that I am a cloud of neon gas. I extinguish the fire by cutting off its oxygen supply.

I float towards the next user, who then suffocates to death due to my presence.

the torpedo will not effect the train.... but will effect the rail. it snaps, then the train just hit my rope, snapping it. then i escape easily.

the next user is on the front of the train.

The huge release of energy created by the photon torpedo opens up a portal to another universe for a split second, which I manage to escape into just in time.

The release of energy, in turn, creates a chain reaction destroying the entire universe with no way out and every single particle ripped apart.

@thephysiclord (View Post)

 you just forgot one thing..... to go out without any ORIGINAL kind of way out. (wut?)

i us3 (i like leet, and two pieces of my name is a leet) a hyperspace to get out from that universe. then the particles inside vaccum delay is ripped apart, but due to new laws if energy, it is stuck to one again. and the chain reaction starts again, the particles sticks to one again, and so on, even when  the entire universe is tottaly unstable.

the next user is in a moon in that planet where the train and photon torpedo shot.