@Jackeea (View Post)
You were E-Hero Stratos, but now you aren't

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I wish for a 1952 GIbson Les Paul Goldtop

@Vou-II (View Post)
You get portal 3, but then since you got it before they were done making it, the game only features 4 seconds of gameplay.

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I wish for a 1962 Gibson EDS-1275

Granted, you have nothing to use it with.

I wish @Vou-II would corrupt properly.

I Wish I Had A Brother

you play a joke on your brother n he gets tookin by the US army for experiments
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I wish you could make toast when youre computer overheats...

@Jackeea (View Post)
You rejoin them, but get kicked again.

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I wish for someone to kick my friend in the balls really hard tomorrow (no reason, I'm just bored) without kicking me.