You get the 9 wives, but they all turn on you and brutally murder you with their bare hands, but you take hours to die.

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I wish I had an idea.

Granted, however due to being normal they become average and of little interest

I wish for life.

They are changable, but you die a slow and painful death.

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I wish I had the power to make Jackeea die a long and horrible death, so that the troll stopped trolling me without even reading my posts.

Granted, you face the opposite direction while they are read out to you.

I wish for the ability to blow people's computers up with the internet.

Wish granted, but as your dead, people kick you around and call you Dead Man's Corpse.

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I wish that I would become the super king and be able to control the actions of every person, computer, website, star, universe, dimensions and anything else you can name. Even nothing!