Granted, but you get to jail for 378-years and kill yourself.

I wish for normal, cold (not too cold), unharmiable pepsi max with ice.

You get your wish, but you become so intelligent that you realise there is no point to life, and go kill yourself.

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I wish that Jackeea wasn't a spamming troll.

@Jackeea (View Post)
But if you're a flaming troll, you are still a troll.
Also, spam = flame too.
Therefore, your answer is invalid.

Jackeea:

F*** OFF YOU ****BITING ****TARD! (without stars)

>implying that was aimed at me
Nice sneaky unsuspicious flame though. I'll give you a 9/10 for it.

@Jackeea (View Post)
He's now an insulting troll

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I wish for a dkgkldahsklhb!

@theguitarguy (View Post)
Turns out "dkgkldahsklhb!" is a phrase used by aliens that translates into "bullet to the head". You recieve your wish.

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I wish that my Halo PC mod's sniper rifle doesn't screw up when I use secondary fire, and that the secondary fire doesn't set the user on fire.