I am invincible.

Next user gets launched into prypiat, ukraine with all his/her devices removed for incineration.

I will now talk in russian translit.

The ropes loosened when it is about to launch. It injures me, with broken bones. Fortunately, an ambulance came and rescued me.

The next user, a normal human, is in the path of an inescapable tall tidal wave. Nobody knew what caused it. Also, all of the devices were hidden somewhere.

The tidal wave was tall... to an ant. To me it was only 1m tall, only soaking me wet. Next time remember that "tall" is reletive.

The next user is a normal human with no devices, no form of resuce and escape, has no idea how to build anything, is stuck on a planet with gravity the strength of jupiter. The planet is solid, and contains no life except the user. Completly made of graphene, it is almost impossible to mine without any tools. The wind speed clocks at 100km/hr and huge build ups of static electricity form, creating giant lighting bolts. The user cannot be revived/become a ghost,spirt, or anything to do with coming back from the dead in anyform. Also the planet is heading towards a neutron star at 16km/sec. Also the core is made of D^2 and T^2 (The 2 isotopes of hydrogen) that is undergoing fusion at the exact nanosecond the planet hits the neutron star. Also 1000 nukes are heading towards the remains of the planet and will detonate the exact second after the planet crashes. Also did I metion there is no way of escape/leaving ever?

However, at the moment of impact with the neutron star, the deuterium and tritium fused, causing a shockwave which imploded the neutron star into a black hole. The shockwave also accelerated the black hole's rotation to such a high speed that the singularity becomes a large ring-shaped structure, as opposed to a point. I fell into the center of the ring, which became a wormhole to another universe. The gravitational anomalies that were caused by all of this sent the nuclear missile off course.

The next user is trapped on a small planet nearby, and is hit by one of the nuclear missiles.

Grr... it took me a long time to think of all that...

The planet is made up of a super bouncy emp emiting alloy. The missiles are disabled and bounce into the black hole, and travels through the wormhole towards you. Revenge! Then I step into a teleporter the local life forms on the planet built, and appear back on earth.

The next user is falling towards the planet, is a regular human without anything on them and since it is very bouncy, will be accelerated at 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light towards the wormhole. Also due to the blackholes current unique rotation tugging on spacetime time will not slow down for you. Also the wormhole has closed.  The user cannot be revived/become a ghost,spirt, or anything to do with coming back from the dead in any form. Ha Ha Ha (The alloy making up the planet is able to defy pyshics and bounce people at 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light,but will not defy any other laws of pyshics.)

Grr... One does not simply break ONE law of physics. They all depend on each other.
I fall into the teleporter you left on the planet. My kinetic energy is transferred to electrical energy for the teleporter, teleporting me back home safely.

The next user is standing with half of themselves in one side of the teleporter wnen the power is cut off, causing them to be severed in half.

The teleporter I was standing in was on Earth, and I was standing between my "right side" and my "left side". Nothing happens. I blow up the teleporter and ask you why you also said Grr...

The next user is trapped inside another universe on an unescapable planet.  All laws of physics are converted to the minecraft version. (Inspired by minecraft-physics)  You have no resources/tools, cannot insert cheats, change the mode, quit, exit application, turn off computer, crash the game,etc...  You are stuck in a bedrock lined wall in hardcore mode, with a half a heart left. Inside the room is 100 creepers, 1000 zombies, 100 skeletons and some lava flowing towards you. The lava will not touch the enemy mobs before killing you. There is nothing else in the room. Also it's very dark.

Fortunately, at that moment, an ender missile from the ICBM mod crashed into the ground, followed by an antimatter missile. The ender missile created a temporary portal that teleported me to a random area on the surface, while the antimatter missile destroyed the cavern, including the bedrock.

The next user was trapped in a bedrock room at the bedrock level, when an antimatter missile detonated, and is now falling into the void.

Using my super fast building skills I build a nether portal, being teleported into the nether, where I built a self substaining base in the void eariler in game when I also accidently detonated an antimatter missile.

The next user is trapped in a unescapable orbit around the planet.  The user is a normal human and has no space suit. 

You have forgotten that I have a long, small pipe, a fishbowl and a bottle of compressed oxygen with me. I used all of those to create an improvised space suit (Legit?). While I was in space, the source of the orbit was suddenly stopped by an internal explosion caused by you. This causes me to land into the ISS after an hour.  It rescued me so I can tell who did those things that almost killed me.

The next user, a normal human, which is also NOT a clone of someone, is in the outskirts of the universe... alone, without anything: no devices of any sort, no food, no oxygen, no extra lives, no space suit, no clones, no superpowers of any type and no invincibility.