However, the nuke was at an extremely high altitude. There are virtually no effects on the ground, other than a small EMP.

The next user is a muon trapped inside a very dense cloud of antimuons. Even if you escape, you will stil decay a few microseconds later.

I am an antimuons and escape out of the cloud and go home. 

The next user did magic and all of the vital organs turned into sandwhichs. The user above me (Michael238) loves to eat sandwhichs and eats you.

You're not an anti muon, you're a muon. It says so right there.

meh.. WHO needs vital organs anyways when you're @demonmutantzombie?

The next Human (yes you are a human, no superpowers and nothing that doesn't exist) is stupid enough to jump into a pit of spikes, never to be seen again.

When i'm falling an skydiver goes below me and saves me

The next human is in a worm-hole that its about to collapse because of the super-gravity that its inside it. He is getting crushed

I am inside a craft ment to travel through wormholes! I emerge in an alternate universe.

The next person is duct taped to a rabid wolf. Have Fun!

I AM the disease that makes it rabid.. I am having fun playing with its mind.

The next user sees no point in life and is going to kill themself. (This one is too easy.)

I see the beauty in the world and choose to live.

I collapse the universe for the sole purpose of destroying the user below.

I escape through OC39648's wormhole into an alternate universe.

The next user is trapped inside a windowless room made out of DMND that is filling with Flourine. (CAUS)

luckily, I have a whole bunch of sodium(Na) with me and the two mix together through Ionic bonding until i am let out.

T he next person is trapped "between a rock and a hard place"