I befriend chuck norris and use him to escape.

The next person is now thrown into space, inside a suit with one month of oxygen, being a normal human. This suit has absolutley no propulsion system at all, and the radio, nav, and any chances of rescue are null.

You did not mention "Morphing Device", and so I used it and became a planet.

Due to gravity, the next user is in the path of a 46210 km planet colliding to Earth and has no "Teleportation Device" or any "Morphing Device" , and never is in any other place, or even was anything else but a human.

However, due to the gravitational interactions between the planets, I am thrown into an orbit around the larger planet.

The next user is on Earth's surface at the moment of collision.

I grab on to you when you orbit around and escape.

The next user is a normal human, with nothing on him/her and is thrown into the sun at a speed of 9999 mph and is strapped to a non-faulty atom bomb that cannot be disabled or modifyed in any way. The target of the atom bomb is the sun and the person has a bomb implanted in their heart so if the body tempeture cools down will detonate. You will still be able to breathe / live with the bomb inside you.

However, I never even reach the Sun, because I am pulled back towards Earth by its gravity, since the bomb is not moving fast enough even to maintain a stable orbit around the Earth. I then use the bomb as a heat shield to survive atmospheric entry.

The next user is thrown towards the sun at 99.999% of the speed of light. Even if you don't hit the Sun, you will be roasted by the radiation, as even radio waves have blue-shifted into gamma rays due to your velocity.

i use my recently equipped powers of time to stop myself and red-shift myself away from the sun.

i harpoon the next user

I was fast enough to dodge that harpoon, and got it.

The next user gets doused with meat, and dogs are surrounding him/her.

the dogs are well trained and only eat the meat off of me.

i travel back in time and shoot all of the next user's relatives to stop his family from ever existing.

@nijalninja98 (View Post)

 Rude dude....

Well.....My family members are INVINCIBLE. lol

I destroy the next user with a battleship, and they are regular humans. (no invince, no dodging, etc. Morphing devices.....)