I report the mass downvoting to the admins, and they discover you and your alt acounts, so they subnet ban you, so you could never return.
I throw the next user into a pit full of flesh-eating nanobots. The walls are made of teflon, so you cannot climb back out.
oops
Yeah...but there's a piston window so....climb out really fast.
I give the next user a fish with a bunch of hooks in it to eat. They must eat the hooks, are not invincible but just any ordinary human, and they must accept and eat the fish! Also...it's a stone fish. ;)
Yum! The hooks are made of cookies and the fish only contains 0.000001 ppm of stone
The next user has a black hole in the middle of their heart.
I am a quasar. I am using the black hole to power my extremely powerful radiation jets.
The next user is trapped on a planet that is being blasted by radiation from one of my jets, and will die within ten minutes.
i find a radiation suit and wait until you run out of fuel
the next user realises that they have no friends, and commits suicide.
I get reincarnated as myself.
The next user drinks wet cement.
Your face tastes delicious.
The next user falls down a bottemless pit, with no water.
But since it is bottomless I live out the rest of my life peacefully since I dragged my fridge down with me.
The next user is uploaded into the matrix, as the world starts to run out of memory to sustain it and it starts to corrode around you, without any way to wake yourself.