@alecnotalex (View Post)
Granted, but the poison is invisible and you never find out where it actually is.


I wish for a pint of pistachio almond ice cream.

@qaddosh (View Post)
You are allergic to almonds.

I wish I was telepathic.

You are able to read your own mind.

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I wish that Nintendo went bankrupt.

Granted, but you poison everyone you love (If you have feelings :P), and then jump from a building.

I wish my father's laptop's keyboard worked better.

EDIT: What the HELL?? How did you all post that fast???

and @code1949
Granted, but you fall with it...

@desred3 (View Post)
It does, but you don't have it.

I wish for ham.

@code1949 (View Post)
They do, but it's only Chapter 11.

@alecnotalex (View Post)
You get trichinosis.


I wish I wasn't so d***** spectacular. (Don't know if that might be a curse word to some?)

@gamax92 (View Post)
they do but then the bluebrints are burnt and all copys of the device are destroyed and crushed

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i wish i had 1 lowfat icecream that never could be corrupted

Granted, but it was 3 weeks old.

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I wish that I find some good symbian irc client.