You get the brick, but thehoue is too small for you to live in.

I wish my sister was back tomorrow.

Granted, but she leaves again before you can see her.

I wish for a Legend of Zelda movie.

Granted, but it doesn't work. ^^

I wish I was on my computer.

Granted, but a dog eats and/or destroys wherever whemovie is.

I wish Kaspersky worked better.

Kaspersky does work better, but Kaspersky is the name of your executioner.


I wish new episodes of King of the Hill were still being made.

Granted but you don't know it as I'll delete your memory in 3...2...1...Nothing..... (o.O)

I wish I had a PS3...

EDIT: lol, Gamax posted before me, but I thin it still makes sense :P

@gamax92 (View Post)
You do, but it's stolen, and you get gunned down by the police.

I wish for some poison. Don't worry, I won't poison myself with it.